I saw somebody else having this same problem but obviously their's fixed itself.
I used my car a couple hours ago, worked fine, now when i turn the key it doesn't do anything, doesn't start or even attempt to turn over. All the electronics work and the battery is fine. I tried to boost it, that obviously had no effect.

If anybody can help me with this before I have to go broke bringing it to the thieves at the dealership that'd be great!

 

Does it turn at all when you insert the key?

Try wiggle the steering wheel really really hard and then turn the key.

 

Tried that, nothing happend any other suggestions?

 

have you been playing around with the central locking pump at any point recently?

 

If not, something is possibly going on with the starter/ starter solenoid ... may need a new one

 

Haven;t been playing.. I suppose I'll just have to take it to them gahhh
Thanks for the help !

 

If it is an automatic did you try the bumping the shifter. It may think it is in reverse. I know that sounds crazy but my friend has an older Audi and has to wiggle the shifter to ground the shift sensor so you don't start it in gear(Safety Switch)